Show Synopsis: In Ancient Rome, Senex and his wife Domina leave their slave Pseudolus in charge of their son Hero while they travel, and Pseudolus offers Hero help at winning Philia's heart in exchange for his freedom. Philia is one of Lycus's prostitutes, and engaged to be married to the warrior Miles Gloriosus. Pseudolus tricks Lycus into letting Philia stay at Senex's house for awhile, and although she falls in love with Hero, she wants to honor her engagement. As Pseudolus and Hero concoct a plan to steal Philia away, Senex comes home early and Philia mistakes him for the Captain, who she has never met. Pseudolus convinces Senex that Philia is a new maid and hides her from Miles, then impersonates Lycus and offers to find her for Miles. Domina arrives back at her house in disguise, convinced that Senex is being unfaithful to her, and a massive chase ensues when Pseudolus tells Miles that Philia is dead from a plague in Crete that he knew did not exist. Miles's soldiers sort everything out, and Senex and Lycus's neighbor Erronius, who has been looking for his longlost children, realizes that Miles and Philia are in fact his song and daughter. Because they cannot be married, Philia marries Hero, Pseudolus gets his freedom, and Senex is stuck with Domina. Character: Hero, a young man in love with a virginal courtesan; very naïve. Song Context: Hero is in love with Philia, and wants the entire world to know. Fun Facts: 1. This musical is loosely based on a few of Plautus's farces: Pseudolus, Miles Gloriosus, and Mostellaria. 2. This song was originally written to be sung by Hero directly to Philia, but the creative team decided that addressing it to the audience would be more fresh and heartfelt. 3. Brian Davies originated the role of Hero on Broadway. Michael Crawford, who would later skyrocket to fame as the original Phantom in Phantom of the Opera, played the role in the 1966 film adaptation, and it was his first musical film role.
"Now that we're alone, may I tell you: I've been feeling very strange. Either something's in the air, or else a change Is happening in me. I think I know the cause-- I'm sure I know the cause-- From everything I've heard, there's only one cause it can be. Love, I hear, makes you sigh a lot, Also, love, I hear, makes you weak. Love, I hear, makes you blush and turns you ashen, You try to speak with passion And squeak, I hear. Love, they say, Makes you pine away, But you pine away with an idiotic grin. I pine, I blush, I squeak, I squawk, Today I woke too weak to walk. What's love, I hear, I feel, I fear I'm in. Ahh... See what I mean? Da da da da da da dum... I hum a lot too. I'm dazed I'm pale, I'm sick, I'm sore, I've never felt so well before! What's love, I hear, I feel, I fear, I know I am-- I'm sure--I mean-- I hope--I trust-- I pray I must Be in! Forgive me if I shout, Forgive me if I crow. I've only just found out, And--well, I thought you ought to know."