Show Synopsis: In this retelling of the "Princess and the Pea" fairytale, Queen Aggravain keeps rejecting bride after bride for her son Prince Dauntless. Her husband King Sextimus has been cursed as a mute, so she rules the kingdom until her son marries, and she is in no hurry to give up her power. Sir Harry offers to go on a quest for a princess because his girlfriend Lady Larken is pregnant and they are unmarried, but they are not allowed to marry until Dauntless has married his princess. Harry finds Princess Winnifred of the Swamplands, who is not exactly typical princess material, but starts to capture Dauntless's heart. Sensing trouble, Queen Aggravain decides to test Winnifred's "sensitivity" and see if she can feel a pea underneath twenty mattresses, and hosts a huge ball with a lot of wine to tire her out. Lady Larken contemplates running away to Normandy to hide her pregnancy, but the Queen forces her to stay, and Larken realizes she loves Harry. The Minstrel, the Jester, and the Wizard, who are all fond of Winnifred and do not care for Queen Aggravain, stuff jousting equipment into Winnifred's mattresses so that she cannot sleep, and she wins Dauntless' hand. When Aggravain tries to fight the outcome, Dauntless tells her to shut up, and he ends the curse that has kept his father mute by passing it onto his mother. Larken and Harry plan to be married and Winnifred finally gets a good night's sleep. Character: Princess Winnifred the Woebegone, a feisty, stubborn, socially awkward, and optimistic young woman; her heart is in the right place. Song Context: Winnifred is getting ready for bed, but is nervous about pleasing everyone in the kingdom. She starts reading a book of stories about other princesses but finds that that reading about other girls' happy endings does not make her feel any better. She desperately wants to have a little bit of the happiness she has read about, and even though Dauntless is not the world's most desirable man, she very much wants to wed him. Fun Facts: 1) This musical was based on Hans Christian Andersen's famous fairytale "The Princess and the Pea." 2) This musical was originally developed by Mary Rodgers, Marshall Barer, and Jay Thompson at a resort in the Poconos for a weeklong run before New York producers decided to expand it for an Off-Broadway run. 3) Carol Burnett?s rise to stardom began with her Broadway debut as Winnifred the Woebegone. She was nominated for a Tony Award for her performance, reprised her role for the first two film adaptations, and almost 50 years later, produced and played Queen Aggravain in the 2005 film adaptation.
"[SUNG] They all live happily, happily, happily ever after. The couple is happily leaving the chapel eternally tied. As the curtain descends, there is nothing but loving and laughter. When the fairy tale ends, the heroine's always a bride. Ella, the girl of the cinders Did the wash and the walls and winders, But she landed a Prince who was Brawny and blue-eyed and blond. Still, I honestly doubt that She could ever have done it without that Crazy lady with the wand! [SPOKEN] Cinderella had outside help! [SUNG] I have no one but me... Fairy godmother, godmother, godmother Where can you be? [SPOKEN] I haven't got a Fairy Godmother. I haven't got a godmother. I have a mother... a plain, ordinary woman! [SUNG] Snow White was so pretty they tell us That the Queen was insulted and jealous When the mirror declared that Snow White Was the fairest of all. She was dumped on the border But was saved by some men who adored her. Oh, I grant you, they were small... [SPOKEN] But there were seven of them! Practically a regiment! [SUNG] I'm alone in the night By myself, Not a dwarf, not an elf, Not a goblin in sight! [SPOKEN] That girl had seven determined little men working day and night just for her! Oh sure, the Queen gave her a poison apple. Even so... [SUNG] She lived happily, happily, happily ever after. A magical kiss counteracted the apple eventually. Though I know I'm not clever, I'll do what they tell me I hafta! I want some happily ever after to happen to me! Winnifred, Maid of the Mire Has one simple human desire Oh, I ask for no more Than two shoes on the floor next to mine Someone to fly and to float with To swim in the marsh and the moat with As for this one... well, he'd be fine And I'm burning to bring it about If I don't, I'll be stuck with goodbye And good luck and get out! [SPOKEN] But I don't want to get out! I wanna get in! [SUNG] I want to get into some happily, happily, happily ever after I want to walk happily out of the chapel eternally tied For I know that I'll never live happily ever after Till after I'm a bride! And then I'll be happily happy Yes, happily happy! And thoroughly satisfied!"