Show Synopsis:
In Ancient Rome, Senex and his wife Domina leave their slave Pseudolus in charge of their son Hero while they travel, and Pseudolus offers Hero help at winning Philia's heart in exchange for his freedom. Philia is one of Lycus's prostitutes, and engaged to be married to the warrior Miles Gloriosus. Pseudolus tricks Lycus into letting Philia stay at Senex's house for awhile, and although she falls in love with Hero, she wants to honor her engagement. As Pseudolus and Hero concoct a plan to steal Philia away, Senex comes home early and Philia mistakes him for the Captain, who she has never met. Pseudolus convinces Senex that Philia is a new maid and hides her from Miles, then impersonates Lycus and offers to find her for Miles. Domina arrives back at her house in disguise, convinced that Senex is being unfaithful to her, and a massive chase ensues when Pseudolus tells Miles that Philia is dead from a plague in Crete that he knew did not exist. Miles's soldiers sort everything out, and Senex and Lycus's neighbor Erronius, who has been looking for his longlost children, realizes that Miles and Philia are in fact his song and daughter. Because they cannot be married, Philia marries Hero, Pseudolus gets his freedom, and Senex is stuck with Domina.	

Character:
Philia, a beautiful, young, and inexperienced prostitute; not very bright.
Hero, a young man in love with a virginal courtesan; very naïve.

Song Context:
Hero has taken Philia to his home and they are starting to get to know each other. Philia tells Hero that she has only ever known a world where she is regarded as something beautiful, and has no other skills.

Fun Facts:
1. This musical is loosely based on a few of Plautus's farces: Pseudolus, Miles Gloriosus, and Mostellaria. 
2. This song replaced an earlier song that showed Philia as more of an airhead and Hero as more of a lovesick dope than they are written as in the final product. 
3. Brian Davies originated the role of Hero on Broadway. Michael Crawford, who would later skyrocket to fame as the original Phantom in Phantom of the Opera, played the role in the 1966 film adaptation, and it was his first musical film role.