Imagine My Surprise

Imagine My Surprise

From: Personals
By: Dreskin
Voice Type(s): Mezzo

Melody
E ♭/D ♯
Full
E ♭/D ♯

Show Synopsis:
This revue of scenes and songs centers on the experience of dating and relationships.		

Character:
A woman confesses her uncertainty with her love life, her love for the man before her, and her shock that they did not end up together in the end.

Fun Facts:
1) Most of the material in this musical was inspired by the popular method of advertising for a partner through personal ads. 
2) This musical was thought of and developed while writers David Crane, Seth Friedman, and Marta Kauffman were undergraduate students at Brandeis.
    

"I never believed that I?d date a man
With whom I could spend
The rest of my life.
I never believed in some charming prince
Or the man of my dreams.
And since I never believed that any of that crap was true,
imagine my surprise when i met you
I met you and it?s chocolates and its bells and its birds 
And it?s words like ?rapture"" and ?joy?
And boy I couldn?t believe it.

But I always thought that sooner or later 
You?d somehow slip up and say something dumb,
Some thoughtless remark, 
But I?d suddenly pause and you?d be nothing special,
Because I always believed that no one could stay so good.
Imagine my surprise when you could and you did 
And got better and better while I just sat by falling deeper 
And then again I couldn?t believe it 
But I woke up one day and I saw my defenses- 
My well thought out, carefully chosen defenses,
My iron clad hardboiled insoluble wall
And layer by layer by layer it melted away. 

And I still can?t believe I met a man
With whom i could spend the rest of my life.
I still can?t believe that you?re really gone, 
That the man of my dreams is gone.
I still can?t believe it never occurred to me
I might not be the dream for you. 
Imagine my surprise."